Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

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What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse