Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

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Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

Little Horse Jokes More Little Horse Jokes

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!