Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

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Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why aren't there more women in STEM?

Because they're stupid and illiterate.

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.