Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!