Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.