Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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Where do Bees use the bathroom?

At the BP station. (thanks grandma)

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

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What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

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What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

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What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.