Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

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What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.