Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

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What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*