What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

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Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test?

He didn't know enough about inequalities

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"