Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

Sea Shell Jokes More Sea Shell Jokes

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Big B Shell Jokes More Big B Shell Jokes

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.