Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

S Jokes More S Jokes

What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's funnier than a dead baby?

Dead baby in clowns costume.

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve