Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent