When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

What's worse than a puppy nailed to a tree?

A puppy nailed to 7 trees.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine