When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Who's there *The Kgb *The kgb who?

Slaps person) we will ask the questions.

What would you say is your biggest flaw?

i step in in people's conversations" "i was asking *him*"

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight