When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate?

Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!