What's the most popular red wine?

We want our land back!!

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Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.