How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.

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What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor- .

Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

Spirit Level Jokes More Spirit Level Jokes

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

Foundation Jokes More Foundation Jokes

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.