Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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Susie Jokes More Susie Jokes

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Why did Susie fall of the swing set?

Because she had no arms.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang