What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

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What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

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Then I can bang other chicks "

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Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.