Chinese Baby Jokes

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

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What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

What's black and smells like people?

Black People

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

Chinese Restaurant Jokes More Chinese Restaurant Jokes

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

Wok n' Roll

Baby Name Jokes More Baby Name Jokes

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

What do you call a Polish dancer?

A stripper

5 Minute Jokes More 5 Minute Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit