Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

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How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)