Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

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Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !