What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

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Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

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How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.