Backup Jokes

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

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What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.

How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Format Jokes More Format Jokes

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude