What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

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How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.