What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

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What happens when I die?

Idk...

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

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What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.