What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

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What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine