Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

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What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.