Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.