What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison?

A small medium at-large!

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What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison?

a free radical..

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.