What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?

Stomach punches

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!