What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison?

a free radical..

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Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up