What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

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What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

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What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven