What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

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Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.