What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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How much does freedom weigh?

A WashingTon.

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.