Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

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What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist?

tooth-hurty

What do you call a calm Asian?

A Mellow Yellow

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

Irene

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Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

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What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.