Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you

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What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

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What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*