Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

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Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16