Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

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What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16