Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.