What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.