What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

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Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

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Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!