How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

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What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common?

They both like saggy balls.

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !