How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

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What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

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How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)