Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

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Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

Terminal Illness Jokes More Terminal Illness Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.