Cause it's an all mail business.
Because it ends with A-men
Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl
She doesn't
They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Cause beer is made with hops.
Imgrrrrrrr
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
The delivery.