Usps Jokes

What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

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Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

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Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

Delivery Jokes More Delivery Jokes

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What two words contain the most letters?

A: Post office.

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

How is the elevator business?

Oh, it has its up and downs...

What's it like being bipolar?

It has its ups and downs.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Where do post go when they die in Reddit?

Everywhere else.

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.