Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

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Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

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What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.