Capitalism
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Because he hates capitalism.
In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.
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CAPITALISM
Because they don't understand CAPitalism
Because money doesn't grow on trees.
Because they hate Capitalism.
A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
15 years.
He wears mittens.
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
Neither work.
Communionism
Hire a cunning linguist.
A. Turn right and go straight.
Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.
I pronounce it Frankfort.
Cis-tem of a Down
Aboooooooooty call.
