YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!
Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.
If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.
None. Monkeys screw in trees.
It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.
THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!
You weren't there man
You don't know cause you weren't there