What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

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How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of limes open doors?

A: Key limes.

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What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.