What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

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What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

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What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.