What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

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How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

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What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

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What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.