What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

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What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common?

They all went down on a President.

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ?

Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !

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What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

What' is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...