Violate Jokes

What' is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...

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What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

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What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

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What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

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Why did the Portuguese guy take Xanax?

Hispanic attacks.

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How is life as a virgin?

Its hard

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Why are they called The Fine Bros?

Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

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What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

What's white on top and black on the bottom?

A: Society.

Who won the race?

Society.

Pirate Favourite Letter Jokes More Pirate Favourite Letter Jokes

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

What is a pirate's favourite letter