Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

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What do you call a group of black criminals?

A "protest" apparently.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.