How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN