How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.

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What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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What's a camel's favourite song?

Bat Out of Camell

What is it that bats can do but badgers can't?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!