Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

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What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

What did one Redditor say to another?

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What's a redditor's favourite sword move?

Riposte!

Why do fencers make terrible Redditors?

They always riposte.

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How do you deal with heavy traffic?

A: Heavy psychedelics.

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways