Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

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Whatsapp & Facebook?

My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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What's a redditor's favourite sword move?

Riposte!

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

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What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.