What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?

78.5

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.