What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.