British Guy Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

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How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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What video game console can you not be upset while playing?

The Nomad

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

Britney Spears Jokes More Britney Spears Jokes

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

British Jokes More British Jokes

How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

What do you call a black prince?

A british tank you racist.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here