Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

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Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

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What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

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What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

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How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...