Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

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Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

What does a girl want more than anything?

Nothing. She is fine.

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

What's THE dirtiest joke you know?

Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.

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What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

What's the best way to get to the front page?

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