Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

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What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

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How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in "unt"?

Aunt.

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Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.