Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

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Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

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How do you know if an Italian person is mute?

When you see he has no hands.

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

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Why are higher quality CD/DVD players white?

Because they read.

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.