How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why is a coin factory so logical?

Because it makes cents.

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

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How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.