How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

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What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents