Suicidal Jokes

What do you call a black cop?

Suicidal.

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

Room Mate Jokes More Room Mate Jokes

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

Gallow Jokes More Gallow Jokes

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Pingu Jokes More Pingu Jokes

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge