Suicidal Jokes

What do you call a black cop?

Suicidal.

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark.

Meh Jokes More Meh Jokes

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

Room Mate Jokes More Room Mate Jokes

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

Curiosity Jokes More Curiosity Jokes

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

What do you call a suicidal cat?

Curiosity.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Suicidal Man Jokes More Suicidal Man Jokes

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What does a suicidal man say to a suicidal girl?

Hey, wanna hang?