Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.