What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

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How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

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What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.