Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

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Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

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What do you call an Egyptian back-doctor?

A Cairo-practor.

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.