Da Nile Jokes

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile